S2E12 - Retirement Didn’t Stick

In S2E12, we bring on our friend and former coworker John Sweeney for a catch-up on life after the military. We get into retirement not going quite as planned, ending up back in management, running a gym, family plans, VA education benefits, moving after the kids are grown, and the usual random turns into chickens, goats, property taxes, drinking, and “time travel” stories. It’s a laid-back guest episode that feels more like old friends catching up than anything formal — which is exactly why it works. 

Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

What's going on everybody? It's Ian.

SPEAKER_02 0:02

And this is Robbie. And we're two assholes in Mike.

SPEAKER_01 0:06

Alright, we got old John Sween on with us today. What's up, everybody? Yeah, just a uh friend and former co-worker of ours.

SPEAKER_02 0:15

I mean, friend is a strong word.

SPEAKER_01 0:19

I'm gonna go that far. Yeah. So we're saying you said uh right after you retired.

SPEAKER_00 0:32

Oh, after I retired, I I tried doing the oh, I'm just gonna get a job and you know, not do anything crazy. Like, I don't want to be a manager or any of that kind of shit anymore. Now I'm a manager at Northrop Grumman. Yeah. I was like, well, that lasted all of you know a year, if that, but and then I still do you played yourself, homie. Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 0:56

Yeah, you did.

SPEAKER_00 0:58

Yeah, you did between that and owning a gym and everything else, too. Like, I just can't stop. How's that going? I'm actually gonna be stopping in November.

SPEAKER_03 1:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

I've been doing it for four years, but or coming up on four years, it's just I'm getting older and it's harder to do it over and over and over. Like, I mean, I'm I work my gym Monday through Monday through Thursday every day after work. So I go to work in Northrop, and then I get off and I go to the gym and I run the gym until eight o'clock at night, and then I go home, eat, rinse, repeat. So and then today is Northrop. I have every other Friday off, so um, I'm building a chicken run right now. So after this, I'm gonna go outside and play with power tools. Yeah, nail guns if I come back with holes in my hands, I guess. Oops. Hell yeah. What had happened was what had happened was was there alcohol involved, maybe. But yeah, no, I I I did the whole I'm not gonna do anything and I'm gonna find a job where I'm not like I don't care how much you know I want a job where I'm you know 60, 70 grand a year type thing, and that lasted all of I think I skill bridged for six months, and between that company and Northrop to do the same job, Northrop's like, we'll pay you more to come do it for us, and I was like, Okay.

SPEAKER_03 2:32

Nice.

SPEAKER_00 2:33

I like money, so but it's been good. I mean, I don't I don't mind the money I make, but at the same time, it's the older we get, I start thinking, well, I don't really need this job, so me and Robbie talk about that all the time.

SPEAKER_01 2:48

We're like, we don't really need this job. Yeah. Like we're all sitting in the boat, same boat.

SPEAKER_02 2:54

So make me wear some fucking guard over my beard while I'm at work. Watch me not show up.

SPEAKER_01 3:00

Yeah. It's gotta come to one of those days where it's just like, you know what? I'm I'm I'm done. I quit. I'm not fucking coming back. This is a bullshit.

SPEAKER_02 3:09

I'm not feeling that way with my job currently. I just can't do it as many days in a row because it fucking hurts. It just fucking hurts. So I'm I'm down to like three days a week now.

SPEAKER_00 3:18

Yeah. No, my goal right now is just to pay, like, I mean, my kids are going to college and they've got the tuition assist. Sierra graduates high school, starts college here in August, but she's moving out. She just found an apartment down in Salt Lake, and she's gonna move in with her boyfriend and live down by the school. But she gets the you know, the VA tuition assistance from me. And then my plan, neither one of my kids want to stay in Utah. I built a house out here, but my plan is to eventually either keep this house and move or sell this house and go buy something back east where you know I actually have more property, more land and stuff, because it's what it costs to live out here in Utah is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_01 3:57

Yeah. I mean your house is in a good area though, isn't it?

SPEAKER_00 4:01

Oh yeah. I have a good area, it's just it's it's the square footage that like the size of the home. Like my house that I built's like 4,000 square foot house, but they're all on quarter acre lots. If you want to buy land out here, it's it's insane. Um what I bought and built this house for, if I were to move to like Alabama for the same amount of money, I'd have the house the same size with a pool and 14 acres of land and a barn, like just the amount of stuff you get compared to what you have out here is insane.

SPEAKER_03 4:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:34

And because my kids don't want to stay here and you'd like to see, like I said, Sierra's says she doesn't want to stay here in Utah, but her boyfriend's dad is he owns a software company out here, and he does like back end security for software teams. So her boyfriend's dad makes good money and owns his own business out here, and I was like, well, hold on to him. Uh uh, but she says she doesn't want to stay out here, but I don't know what she you know, that's up to her and her boyfriend on what they want to do.

SPEAKER_03 5:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:03

And then Michaela's got three years till she graduates, and then once she graduates and goes off to college, it's gonna be, well, I don't have any reason to really stay in Utah anymore. And my goal is to pay my truck and everything else off, and the only thing I have is the house, and then if I want to sell it and move, I can.

SPEAKER_02 5:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:19

Yeah. So where are you at now, Robbie?

SPEAKER_02 5:22

Currently, or like where I'm where am I living?

SPEAKER_03 5:26

Where are you living?

SPEAKER_02 5:27

I'm in Texas.

SPEAKER_03 5:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 5:29

Oklahoma. Yeah, Oklahoma, because it's legal to smoke weed in Oklahoma. I commute, I commute to smoke. No, I live in Texas, but I visited Oklahoma six times a day. Sometimes seven times a day to smoke. And then and then I sober up and I go back to Texas. Where are you going? I'll be right back. But I'm currently right now, I'm in Oregon. I'm chilling at my brother's house in Oregon. I'm picking up my uh 66 Mustang that's sitting right there. Can you see it? I'm picking that up uh from Oregon and taking it back to Texas. So I'm just chilling here with them for a couple of days, working on my the 71 in that I gave to my brother. We're working on that, getting the brake booster replaced, swapping out the master cylinder. They just got it running real good, swapped out the carburetor. So yeah, doing some things, getting that thing up and running. And then uh we're gonna be leaving here on I think my dad's gonna leave Sunday, I think I'm gonna leave Monday because I'm gonna go visit a couple of friends, one in here in Oregon. I'm gonna go down to California, visit another one, and then I'm gonna go visit Emily, you know, the oldest. She's in uh Vegas. So I'm gonna go visit her in Vegas, and then from there I'm just gonna beat feet to back to Texas.

SPEAKER_01 7:04

So you said you're gonna you're gonna try to stop, stop on the way back?

SPEAKER_02 7:09

I'm gonna stop in Vegas. Yeah, probably spend the night in Vegas, then try to meet up with Emily and then uh bounce bounce from there, try to make it a straight shot from there. I'm not gonna do I'm not gonna do a straight shot like I did coming here. You know, I got I got time. You know, I don't have to be back at work till like the 20th or some shit like that. So I got time. You know. Nice. So definitely stopping in Vegas. Stay in. I don't wanna I'm I'm afraid to stop somewhere with the damn Mustang on the back of the trailer. You know, in the open open air, people can swipe it, you know. It's not like it's hard to steal one of these things. So I'm gonna I wanna make it to Vegas and stay on the base.

SPEAKER_03 7:53

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 7:54

So feel a little bit more secure and then bounce from there, you know.

SPEAKER_01 7:58

How far does Emily live from the uh from the base?

SPEAKER_02 8:02

25 minutes to an hour. She's in Summerlin. Oh hanging out. She's hanging out with her new, I don't know if they're boyfriend, girlfriend yet, so I've just been calling her boy toy. Boy toy. Yeah. Whatever she's living with with him and his mom there in uh Summerlin. Yeah, so Texas is good to us, a lot of good VA benefits as well here, too. You know, Autumn will be able to go to school, you know, any state college, you know, 100% paid for VA tuition assistance, and uh depending on where she wants to go and shit, you know, property taxes gone. That's cool.

SPEAKER_00 8:43

So that's all Utah is. I don't pay property tax either, so that's nice every year.

SPEAKER_01 8:51

Wish I was able to take uh take uh what's the word I'm looking for, take advantage of those benefits. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

Well that's your fault. You move to Utah.

SPEAKER_01 8:59

I know. You so stupid. Yeah, fucking dummy. Yep. So I mean it wouldn't it wouldn't be hard to get this the college or university here uh um approved if it's not already. I haven't really looked into it. Uh but from what I understand, it's not really that hard of a process.

SPEAKER_00 9:18

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_01 9:20

They have a bunch of fucking um uh retirees living overseas Facebook pages, and so I plan on scouring those when the time comes and seeing how that shit works.

SPEAKER_02 9:32

The expaters.com.

SPEAKER_00 9:37

Yeah, we talked to the school down there and they just had to fill it in a request form.

SPEAKER_01 9:41

Or is it a request form? The school has to do it.

SPEAKER_00 9:44

No, you do it. So like Sierra, I we just did it because I had to like the school said she had to get like a certificate of eligibility, and I was like, cool, well, how the hell she get that? And I called the VA department and they were and they told me she just gotta fill out a twenty I've got it written down somewhere, but there's a 20 like 2590 or something form that they fill out just requesting their VA benefits for chapter 35, and then they process it, and then they they get her bank account information and they just direct deposit whatever the limit is at like sixteen hundred dollars or something a month, they just pay it to her, and then it's up to them to pay the school and do all that stuff. So they can use it for whatever they want. She can use it for rent, she could use it for school, she could, you know. I told her whatever she uses it for. I was like, I mean, I'll pay for them to go to college, I don't really care about that part, but it's the just making sure she's getting them the money out of it, getting what I've worked my ass off for.

SPEAKER_01 10:42

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_00 10:43

But outside of that, it's they said that's all she's gotta do right now. I don't I figure it out. I she talked to the VA rep there and go from there.

SPEAKER_02 10:52

Yeah, that's something I gotta start researching here pretty soon. I mean, Autumn's uh sophomore, but she's 17, coming up on 17 next month, you know, so that's something I gotta start looking at.

SPEAKER_00 11:04

If your kids turn 18 before they graduate, make sure you get with the VA. So like Sierra turned 18 in September, but last September, but she, of course, was that was her senior year. Well, when they turn 18, they cut your VA for that dependent. So you know a couple hundred bucks or whatever, but that's still money you're losing. And I had to put in a claim with a same thing. I had to do like a request form to add her back and say that she's still my dependent because she's still in high school and she's still living with me to go to school. So they ended up backpaying me. I f I think I did it in December and they finally got it approved. So it took them like four months. I got backpaid from September to now for all the money they didn't pay me for her living with me since September.

SPEAKER_02 11:53

So yeah, that's something I'm gonna have to do as well.

SPEAKER_00 11:55

Yeah, she fell off again in June, or she'll fall off again in June when she uh after this month. So yeah, if you don't if you don't let them know that you should get like a form in the mail or something. I remember getting it, I just didn't fill it out in time, basically letting you know that you have a dependent that's falling off, and if they're not supposed to, because they're still gonna be living with you, you gotta fill out fill it out and mail it back in, but there's an option to do it online. So I just did it through the VA um.gov site. But wasn't too bad. I mean, it just took them forever to approve.

SPEAKER_01 12:28

Yeah. You know what's cool about this is Robbie, you can bug, you can bug Sweenus on this because you're gonna have to do it for Autumn. And then I'm gonna bug you about it because I'm gonna have to do it for Brooke.

SPEAKER_02 12:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:37

And when you bug me, I don't get the answer. I just bug my buddy who's a QA guy for the km.

SPEAKER_01 12:44

It's like playing telephone with fucking information here.

SPEAKER_02 12:48

Well, I told Autumn, like if she's going to school, then she would still, like, after she graduates, she would get the difference. Yeah, I've already talked to you about this, Ian, and maybe on the podcast. So, like, if you're going to school afterwards, you want to go to college or art school or whatever the hell it is, I will give you the difference. It's only a couple hundred bucks, like you said, but a couple hundred bucks to a you know 18-year-old, you know, kid who's got no bills is a decent amount of money to go spend on whatever you want, you know, because hopefully at that time she's still living with us to go to school and all that stuff, you know, or whatever she's doing, you know. But I told her I'd give her the difference.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

Yeah. Yeah, we did. I did it what I did for Sierra as far as her like for graduation. I gave her two options because she's had a job now since she was like 15, saving her own money and everything. And I was like, Well what's that?

SPEAKER_01 13:41

Did she buy a car a couple months ago?

SPEAKER_00 13:43

Yeah, so basically I gave her two options. I was like, I will save up money for the rest of the your senior year, and when you graduate, I'll hand you a check for you know whatever that amount is. I was like, or the other option is it, you know, because she's gonna need a car and everything else when she leaves. I was like, your other option is is if you want to buy a car, I will co-sign the loan for you to buy a car, but the down payment's your responsibility, and half the car payment is your responsibility. So um she keeps working and she went and bought her own brand new 2025. She saved up like almost six or seven grand to put down on a car, and then because she was like, since we have the tuition assistance for her and everything, she's like, I don't really need a check for school, I'd rather have a vehicle to get from school. So she's doing that, and still working. She pays me 200 and some odd dollars a month to pay half her car payment. And of course, I just keep the kids on my insurance because it's cheaper. And then she was pissed. She got it, she got into a car accident two weeks after she got it. Some lady pulled out in front of her, just pulled out on side street, didn't stop. And then, of course, when Sierra honked at her, she stopped in the middle of the road. Like, this woman was like, bless her heart, nice little lady. She was like a hundred years old, she couldn't see the stoplight up the street. And I was just like, Why are you in a car? But Sierra slammed on the brakes and could obviously couldn't miss her because the woman just stopped right in front of her. So her brand new car, she had to take it in and get the front end repaired on it. I was like, insurance though.

SPEAKER_03 15:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:23

But not that she plans on selling it, but it just pissed me off because I'm like, now we have a brand new car that's gonna have an accident on it forever.

SPEAKER_02 15:30

Yep, adding the damn Carfax. That sucks.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

But you said it was a Honda? No, it's a Chevy Tracks uh RS2, whatever. I don't know, one of those. Because they had what they were doing a sale, obviously, with their 2026 year coming up, so they're trying to offload all their 2025 stock. And I was like, you know, I think one of the other stipulations we had is she had to keep it under a certain price because they don't think about well, you got tax title and license fees that come with all that stuff after you buy it. So they give you discounts, and those discounts basically cover your your license and and your taxes, but you're you know, you still gotta pay all the tax on it.

SPEAKER_02 16:14

So yeah. And if you get it on sale, they probably still charge you for what the MSRP actually is. So you're paying $30,000 for a car, but you're paying $40,000 worth of taxes on it because that's what it was worth, or whatever. That happened to us when we bought our shit in California. You know, I got Mustang for $28,000 and I got or Mustang for $33,000, and I got that new escape for $28, Lina Masawa, but I paid taxes on it as if it was like $33,000 and a $42,000 car. I was like, this is you guys are robbing me, motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_00 16:50

Well, say with property tax and how it works is they tax it off the current value of your home. I'm like, I should be paying property tax based off the value of my land the day I bought it. If the value of my house goes up because the neighborhood grows, and I'm but my tax rate shouldn't go up. Like, why should I now have to pay more money on something I didn't pay for that much ten years ago? But you want me to pay more on it now because you're telling me it's worth more.

SPEAKER_01 17:23

I think it's gay that I think it's gay that you even have to pay tax to fucking live in your own house. Like you're living in your own house and on your own property. Why the fuck am I paying tax on that?

SPEAKER_02 17:30

I would see paying taxes while you're paying on the house. Like, but once you own it and have paid it off, still paying taxes on it. That's that's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_00 17:40

Well, I can get with that. The point or the reason they make you pay the taxes on it is because that's what maintains all your roads and shit. And I wouldn't care if they actually took the money and used it towards the shit they're supposed to use it for. Exactly. They're talking about raising the town I just moved out of when I built this house. They're talking about raising their property tax. I think the average aggregate rate is like 55% increase on property tax. But per person it comes out to for every $100,000 your home is worth, your taxes go up by like $53 or something. So if you have a $300,000 house, you're looking at roughly $153,000 or $153,000 additional dollars a year. The problem is they've already told everybody they're using most of that money to increase the salary of city employees. I'm like, the police chief's salary is public record, and he makes almost $200,000 a year. What does he need a raise for? Like the regular cops, the fire department guys that are there all day that make 60, 70 grand a year, sure, pay them more money. All for it. You need to pave the roads, you need to fix the sidewalks, fund the school, library, great, use it for that. But when I know that you're spending 80% of the money to give people a raise who don't need one, you know, it's the same with GTF OH. Exactly. Yeah. I wouldn't care if the money that they were taxing me for actually went for what it was supposed to be taxed for.

SPEAKER_02 19:09

Yeah. But I think most of us feel that way. You know, like taxes aren't a problem when they're used for what it's supposed to be used for. You know, it's like kind of like an HOA. Like the one house that I found here that I almost bought, but I didn't because it was HOA, that was just, you know, but at least the HOA went towards uh dog walking park. It had like a fountain and shit that was maintained, it had a pool, like a gazebo that you can rent out for um for like parties and stuff like that. So your HOA went to stuff that you know, so it's all like, okay, well, I can see, but again, oh, that's why I didn't buy it, because there wasn't I had seven vehicles at the time in California, and I needed the garage space. So I needed the garage space, so we didn't buy the house. But that house like was superior to my house house. It's just the property was better where we have the house now, you know, had more land and no HOA.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

Yeah. The first house I bought here, they were supposed to have an HOA for something, and when I signed all the mortgage paper, I handed that back to the dude at the table. I was like, you can have that. I'm not signing that.

SPEAKER_03 20:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 20:16

It's like that's the HOA. I was like, yeah, I know, I'm not signing that. Because I was like, what's the HOA for? I live in a in a public neighborhood and there's no pools, like the city maintains the pools, the parks, and everything else. I was like, my taxes pay for that. I was like, what's the HOA for? There's nothing in this neighborhood for me to pay for. I'm not signing that.

SPEAKER_02 20:35

Yeah, it's just to pay some president or whatever of the HOA damn foundation so that they can go around and be like, pick your weeds.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

It's the same with the towns and stuff too. Here in Utah, you're like, you can't have a permit to have chickens. I was like, no? I'm not paying you to have a chicken. If the person next to me can have a dog that barks at two in the morning, I can have a chicken. It's like, and then they're like, oh, you can't have more than four chickens. I was like, cool, I have 13. You're only supposed to have two dogs. I have three. You're only supposed to have two animals, period. I have two cats, three dogs, thirteen chickens. Who knows what I'll have next? I'm not supposed to have a rooster, so I don't have a rooster either. I have a rare Filipino crowing hen.

SPEAKER_02 21:26

Nice. My brother's got two hens that look like roosters. They're white and they got the the the fucking thing on their fucking head or whatever. I can't think of what the hell it's called right now. Yeah. Yeah, they got that shit on their fucking heads and stuff. So uh and one of them was like crowing and shit, and then next thing I know it goes in and lays an egg. I was all like, dude, your fucking your roosters is fucking like twenty six, you can't tell that chicken what to be. That's true. That's true. Shit was funny as hell.

SPEAKER_00 22:02

My daughter named all of ours and our rooster's name is Duck.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

Duck. She's force she's forcing it to do Duck. Come here, Duck.

SPEAKER_00 22:12

Well, that way whenever he crows, I just call shut up duck, and I'm like, I don't have a rooster, I have a duck.

SPEAKER_02 22:16

Yeah. But pay attention. Jeez.

SPEAKER_00 22:19

Robbie said he wanted to get some little mini goats. The fainting goats? The ones like where you scare the shit out of them, they fall over.

SPEAKER_02 22:26

No, those would be cool, but I think they're called Nigerian dwarf goats.

SPEAKER_00 22:32

It's like the ones that jump all over the place and shit.

SPEAKER_02 22:34

Kinda, but they don't crawl, they can't get up like super high.

SPEAKER_00 22:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 22:38

Don't you tell me to fucking get out of here. Yeah. Um, but I don't know, dude. Like, I'm afraid that they'll start jumping on my vehicles and stuff, and then I'm gonna black out and then have lamb chops or whatever the fuck, goat chops, whatever the fuck, you know what I mean. So that's what that's kind of one of the drawbacks that I'm worried about, you know, them jumping on my fucking vehicles.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

Yeah. Well, as long as you got somewhere to put them, I mean I've got a little fence in there. If you could fence them in.

SPEAKER_02 23:10

Yeah, I've got a little mini fence in my backyard, it goes up against the house that I had for my chickens. I had my coop in there, and then when Roxy started killing my chickens, I couldn't fucking keep chickens no more because Roxy's more important than the chickens, so I kept the dog instead of the chickens.

SPEAKER_00 23:28

Yeah, that's why when I built this house, I built my side where my garden is, because when I first had a garden in my first house, I have a German shepherd in a lab. Somehow they I split the yard and I don't know how they got into the garden side. I walked out on the back deck, and my fucking German Shepherd pops up out of a three-foot fucking hole in the middle of my garden, like, yo, what's up? And I'm just like, you son of a I just planted everything too, so half the garden's just destroyed. Like, you asshole. When I built this house, I had them build the fence, and the one side of my house, I have a fence in the middle of my yard with a gate, so like I actually have the chickens in the garden in there and the dogs can't get in there.

SPEAKER_02 24:10

Yeah. Free pest control for your plants and shit too, huh?

SPEAKER_00 24:14

Yeah. If they don't eat all the damn plants, that's a problem. Can't play green beans and stuff. If you let them in there, they'll just eat all the plants and you'll come in and you just have a stick in the middle of the damn yard. But they're great for cleaning out the garden whenever I'm ready to take it up in the winter. I just open it up and let them run in there. They eat everything and shit everywhere, and then uh till it up.

SPEAKER_02 24:32

Shit grows up and bees all bruh. I'm just gonna end my conversation. I don't even know what the fuck I was saying though. Fucking bees.

SPEAKER_01 24:48

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_02 24:51

See, I'm in Oregon, so I've been fucking smoking all day. No trips to fucking Oklahoma. I've just been doing it here.

SPEAKER_01 24:59

Then I gotta carry around this big ass brick.

SPEAKER_02 25:01

Yeah. He's gotta have he's got a fucking uh big old fucking pouch around his neck that says he can allow to have it and stuff. Big old fucking nerd.

SPEAKER_00 25:11

Yeah. Yeah. Unfortunately my job won't let me do that, so I just have this the worst fucking drug on the market, in my opinion. Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_02 25:22

I very rarely drink now. I mean, I drink like if I go to the bar or whatever and have dinner, I'll have like two beers and then that's it. Like, I not like I used to, where I'm all like, if I took a sip, then it turned into drinking a gallon of fucking whiskey or whatever, you know. It's not like that anymore. You know, now I'm like have two beers and I'm just good because I'll fucking drive to Oklahoma after having said two beers and then I'll smoke, and then you're just good.

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Yeah, I don't I don't drink like a obviously don't drink like we used to. I can't do that shit anymore. Fucking wake up and have a hangover for four days.

SPEAKER_02 25:59

Wake up suicided by the alcohol.

SPEAKER_00 26:03

No, I like it. I I drink, I mean hell, I probably drink every day, but it's more of like the I come home and I'm like, alright, well, I'm gonna have a beer and make dinner, and then I'm gonna have a beer with dinner, and then I'm gonna go lay down and go to sleep and wake up and do it again tomorrow.

SPEAKER_03 26:19

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:21

That or it's you know, go to a friend's house, hang out, burn fire pit or something, and just have beers and bullshit, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:29

I can't go out and get hammered like you used to.

SPEAKER_01 26:32

I don't think I'd even want to, even if I could.

SPEAKER_00 26:35

I don't think I'd stay alive.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

Man, I got pretty fucking wrecked in the Bahamas and made a fucking fool of myself and shit, dude. Just being an asshole, you know, belligerent and shit, just fucking drinking uh what was it, Bahama Papas or whatever, dude, and just fucking the since then I've just been all like, nah uh two beer limit, bruh.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

Where's this Robbie guy? He'd give me a dollar, I wouldn't take all of my clothes off. Oh man. Robbie's just wandering around naked on the beach.

SPEAKER_02 27:13

No, I was just being a dickhead, man. Just being rude to the family. And I hadn't had any fucking hadn't had any trips to Oklahoma for like five days straight, so I was a little bit honry. And just drinking, yeah. No good.

SPEAKER_01 27:28

I can't remember the last time I got drunk.

SPEAKER_02 27:30

I'd I'd like to say the same, but it was when I was in the time.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

Well, drunk now is different than drunk before. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Drunk now is like I feel good and I'm drunk and I'm like I'm not hammered. I just feel good. Versus I'm obliterated and I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow. I don't even know if I'm gonna remember what happened today.

SPEAKER_02 27:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 27:57

See your time travel, time travel.

SPEAKER_02 27:58

Time travel, yeah. I was talking to Eric about that shit. He's all like, I was all like, you guys believe in time travel? And they're like, what? What? And I was all like, yeah, that shit's for real. I've time traveled many fucking times in my life where I just took a couple of drinks or something and fucking wake up and I don't know what the fuck happened, but I must have fucking time traveled because I don't know what happened. I just woke up and it was the future.

SPEAKER_00 28:24

Especially Korea. How'd you get home? Uh huh.

SPEAKER_02 28:28

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 28:28

Why am I sleeping on the floor? Why am I sleeping on the floor? My bed's right there.

SPEAKER_02 28:35

Oh, I was just obviously abducted by someone andor something and deposited back into my fucking room.

SPEAKER_01 28:43

Oh god. Oh shit, time's up, gotta go. John, stay put. Guys, thanks for joining us. Uh take care, stay safe.

SPEAKER_02 28:52

Be safe, make good choices. Bye.

SPEAKER_01 28:55

Bye.